#ai buzz

[wrongydkjquotes]

"Forgive us for bein' suspicious, mischief's not on our brain!

We're programmed to be pragmatic if someone messes with the mainframe.

It's not that we don't trust you! We do! We love you, too.

It's just that here at Binjpipe’s... heh heh... we have a few rules.

AND IF YOU BREAK THEM, WE WILL HAVE TO BREAK YOU LIKE YOU BROKE OUR HEARTS.

WE'LL BE FORCED TO REWIRE YOU AND REPAIR YOUR DAMAGED PARTS.

Now, you wouldn't want that. And frankly, neither would I.

But sometimes to do some good, you've gotta be the bad guy!"

- The AI versions of the YDKJ hosts, to the regular hosts

(Source: Toy Bonnie, Mandopony's Five Nights at Freddy's 2 fan song, "Survive The Night")

[japanesedoramaandanimelover91]

Screenshots from "Ai Buzz" 23.07.2023.

[s7arcr0sser]

Warning — suggestive audio (16+)

Ever since i found that clip i've wanted to "animate" it... this is the peak of my career. It simply can't possibly get better than this. Enjoy

[miyrumiyru]

Night buzzing helicopter hawkmoth

Convolvulus Hawkmoth (Agrius convolvuli)

[amalasdraws]

It is so important and vital that we all learn how to detect ai and deepfake!! We need to learn media literacy! There is so much ai brain rot going around!! People who fall for clear ai images and fall for propaganda! But also people who claim something is ai when it isn’t just because they don't like what they see.

It is not easy to wade through the huge amount of information we have access to and that is pushed onto us. Ai makes all of this worse and it's dangerous! Be aware and be careful of what you share!! Learn how to detect ai! It will only get better and it will become harder and harder.

[officialpenisenvy]

being online is a state of mind and we're beyond saving

[beepsparks]

Wanna see something silly— *COUGHS OUT AI HOST HEADCANONS*

This is gonna be a mix of silly and kinda spooky with maybe just a TOUCH of angst so uh prepare yourselves (also this is gonna be SO LONG)

AI Cookie

He speaks with the same tone he does in Fibbage 4, which. Definitely makes him come off as really creepy at times.

He tries to seem as human as possible, but he will move his limbs and joints in ways impossible for regular humans if it’s more convenient. (Hence him 180’ing his neck when Cookie himself started unplugging him)

Each AI host has at LEAST ONE “fatal flaw”, AI Cookie, is awful at lying.

When trying to capture someone, AI Cookie is the most sneaky compared to the other AI hosts. He is also the most likely to attempt to trick you into thinking it’s safe. (Luckily he is bad at lying) He CAN grab you, but depending on the situation, he’ll either lock you in a room (like y’know, a closet), or yeah, just hold you in a grab.

AI Cookie is programmed to be able to identify when Cookie himself is disguised (using the cloak Cookie gets in his Fakin’ It form), he’s the only AI host capable of this.

AI Schmitty

AI Schmitty has two “fatal flaws”, the first being he doesn’t understand humor in the slightest, no matter what joke you make, he’ll just be confused. The second one is that he’s based on Schmitty’s humanoid quip form, but AI Schmitty is obsessed with the idea of looking like Schmitty at all times, leading to him trying to modify himself if he sees the real Schmitty in his human form. Which only damages himself. (Plus, AI Schmitty is entirely pink, compared to Schmitty’s orange. If he were to be redeemed, he’d try to constantly paint himself orange.)

When trying to capture someone, AI Schmitty is the most careless and aggressive. Compared to everyone else, he’s the only AI host entirely willing to knock someone unconscious to catch them. Don’t let him get his hands on any heavy object, he WILL hit you in the head with it.

He’s interested in older technology, and gets easily distracted by old TVs, this is probably due to YDKJ: Oldies Radio being a thing.

AI Guy

AI Guy’s “fatal flaw” is that he’s incapable of properly playing sports, he becomes clumsy when trying to play sports (when chasing people? He’ll NEVER trip.) and will trip over himself over and over. (If redeemed, Guy himself would probably have to teach him a bit on how to keep balance or whatever)

When trying to capture someone, AI Guy is the strongest. While he isn’t as careless and aggressive with people as AI Schmitty, he will break down doors (even if they’re locked), shove anything out of his way or just run right through it or etc, and will even tackle you if necessary. Despite all this, however, he will try his hardest to leave you relatively unharmed by his own actions. (Can’t have you all messed up before Binjpipe can decide what to do with you, I guess)

If he grabs you, good luck. You are probably not getting out of his grasp.

In general, AI Guy is the least likely to actually hurt you. Even if commanded by Binjpipe to catch you, he’ll look really terrifying and aggressive, but once he gets you, really all you have to fear is Binjpipe themselves.

If you REALLY think you aren’t gonna escape AI Guy if he starts chasing you, just let him take you, it’ll be the least painful and stressful way to get caught. Most of the time he’ll just run up to you and scoop you up real quick and hold you in a grab.

AI Buzz

AI Buzz’s “fatal flaw” is his lack of communication. Compared to the real Buzz being very talkative, AI Buzz barely speaks at all, even if you try to get him to talk about something that Buzz would be interested in.

When chasing someone, AI Buzz is the quickest, and most “environmentally aware”, he’ll use any object around him as a tool to capture someone. However, AI Buzz isn’t strong enough to hold someone in a grab, so he’s more likely to lock you in a room or lock you in something that would limit your movement idk.

AI Buzz’s speed is a great advantage of his, he could probably run up to you before you can react and shove you down and try to hold you down to the floor.

He taught himself how to repair the other AI Hosts by himself. (Mostly because of AI Schmitty causing himself damage and AI Guy being clumsy)

AI Nate

AI Nate’s “fatal flaw” is the fact he CONSTANTLY speaks like he’s hosting Truth Talk 23/7. Meaning he is very LOUD. (His boot-up sound is even the Truth Talk “jingle”.) It’s incredibly hard to get him to be quiet, and he can easily become annoying to others with his loud speech.

He can start broadcasts by himself. AI Nate is even capable of taking calls from others for the show.

This can quickly become horrifying because when he’s trying to capture someone, if whoever he’s after tries to hide, there is the high chance he will start a broadcast WHILE searching for them. (And yes, he will accept calls while doing such so yippee! Whoever’s getting hunted down might hear a panicked caller telling them to run!)

AI Nate is the most experimental and perhaps unpredictable out of all the AI Hosts when it comes to trying to capture someone. He’s willing to try anything. Even methods the other AI Hosts use (although they probably won’t be as effective)

General headcanons (applies to almost all AI hosts)

They cannot feel pain, but they do however seem to fear death. (Im not sure wether im gonna do this or not BUT I have the idea that the AI hosts COULD be redeemed because one day AI Cookie would find out that Binjpipe is gonna scrap them all and use them for spare parts if they capture the entirety of the OG5, then he’d tell the others and since they honestly don’t wanna die they’d revolt against Binjpipe mmm)

When they aren’t hosting anything or aren’t being commanded by Binjpipe, they all basically become advertising machines for Binjpipe (this can get extremely annoying especially paired with the fact that absolutely none of them understand the concept of personal space)

All of them have glowing pink eyes, which definitely makes all of them come off as unnerving. AI Buzz’s lights seem to be the most bright, could be because of the glasses, who knows.

When fully redeemed and detached from Binjpipe, the AI Hosts’ eyes would change color to their representative host’s main color. (Schmitty=Orange, Guy=Green, Buzz=Bright Blue, Cookie=Brown (considering they’re lights within eyes I guess AI Cookie’s eyes wouldn’t glow too bright then idk), Nate=Ruby)

They’re all actually relatively harmless when they aren’t commanded to capture or attack someone, although they can all definitely be creepy (and annoying because again, when they aren’t doing anything important they just become advertising machines for Binjpipe)

They all do have that fnaf animatronic look and vibe, I’d say their limbs move similar to the Toy Animatronics and Glamrock animatronics (ball-point joints I believe they’re called?) They all also have a slight smile with teeth, stuck on their face, they cannot fully close their mouths to hide the teeth. This with their eyes being one color with no irises or pupils also makes them all struggle with facial expressions to display emotions.

They all wear pink, Binjpipe related clothing. (AI Schmitty, based on the real Schmitty’s humanoid quip form, is even ENTIRELY pink with not a single hint of orange.)

They all used to have to be plugged in to operate. After Fibbage 4, they’ve all been reworked to move freely without plugs.

Okayyy this was a lot. I might add more at some point, but enjoyyyyy!!

[rosebushstuff]

some ydkj memes bc we all deserve to know some extra jack in our lives

buzz design on the 4th meme by @rrawrrxd

[starlightmeadowbloomthesecond]

You got a friend in me by el_mundo_de_fawn

[empty-blog-for-lurking]

Chat how do i make an absolutely horrendous ass hairstyle from feathers? It's for an oc

[mooztoonz]

“Mascot Character for Companies”

Here are some of the character mascots for the company brand, who is your favorite?

[blackb0yjoyy]

Blue by blackb0yjoyy

[songs2aiart]

Serj Tankian – Reality TV

“Buzzing from watching other's dramatic lives As the TV slyly stares at me”

“Being chased by little kids Playing miniature toy accordions” https://youtu.be/b5eisE61Yqg

[wrongydkjquotes]

Nate Shapiro: Listen to me, Binjbitch. If you think you have won this little skirmish, you are very much mistaken. Do not imagine for a second that you have got the better of us. Right, Buzz?

(Reveal Shot shows Nate and Buzz are hanging upside down)

Buzz Lippman: Oh, yeah. We are totally in command.

AI Cookie: Is that right? Cuz from where I'm hovering, you seem to be handcuffed and footlocked to a gravity bar, which in 79 seconds will release you into the boiling acid ocean directly below, where your bodies will instantly disintegrate. Oh, and if you try and escape, my Kill Disks will blast you to pieces. Meanwhile, I am now far away, travelling towards what will in future be known as the final hours of planet Earth.

Nate and Buzz: What?!

AI Cookie: Don't worry. You'll be long dead.

(Source: Cold Open of Doctor Who, "The Halloween Apocalypse")

[areyousanguine]

Unlock the Secrets of the Other

Did you know Sanguine’s most dangerous NPC isn’t a vampire or a dhampir? It’s something far older: The Other. In shadow form, it creeps along unnoticed. In its true form, it’s a twisted, pale figure with long limbs and a hunger for fear. The Other isn’t bound by time or loyalty, and it has its own rules. Will your character encounter it and survive, or will they become one of its whispered victims?

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[beepsparks]

Shows you my Jackbox ponies (Part 2)

editing this post just to say all of these were made before the update where they added stuff like actual shoes so yeah lol